Good morning world, it's 6.14a.m and I am still NOT asleep. Yeeeeeehaw. Yilin, if you see this, you should know that I won't be online till about 2p.m if my calculations are correct!!!

This is so dreadful; I'm still ill and yet I'm sleeping at the unearthly hour of 6-7a.m. Omigow, I can hear the newspaper lady's van coming!!!! Gawd, this is horrendous. I foresee many zits and what-nots on my face. I want to make rainbow cupcakes when I get better, hehehehe. And maybe get a rainbow-coloured dress. That'll be really nice.

Tentatively going to sleep now. Good night, friends!

AM SICK. AGAIN. Damn immune system. This time, it's worse. When I breathe, I can hear myself wheezing and it's not a pretty sound. It sounds like a dinosaur's snores. So I am perpetually snoring, thank you very much. Life sucks, take drugs.

Crazy tired, I've been going out the past few days... Trying to find Alex's wig (please don't ask what the wig is for, you'll find out in approximately... 2 days time), buying fierce shoes (gawd, it's becoming an obsession), dimsum with my grandma and Geylang with Pika and his parents.

[1] Friday night/Saturday morning

I went to fetch Pika from the airport being the very loving girlfriend I am. (heheheheh, self praise is no praise) I started shivering at about 2a.m because the airport was honestly... BLOODY. Cold. I couldn't stop shivering so I went out to sit down at the taxi stand where a Caucasian tourist told me "You're suh bew-tee-fool". I reckon he was in a drunken stupor. It was quite scary actually, so I went back into the airport and froze my toes off whilst waiting for Pika.

[2] Sunday

I packed my room!!! It is now VISIBLY neater. Open my wardrobe and be wowed by my colour coordination.

[3] Monday

Met Alex and Bernice in town for wig-shopping. Gosh, wigs are REALLY expensive. To buy a wig, it costs approximately $180. To RENT a wig, it costs $50. We almost died asking for prices. Alex, being the wuss he is, didn't dare to ask the sales people whether he could borrow the wig unless he was accompanied by ME. Sighhhh. Lunch thereafter and we saw little boys with tattoos on their forearms.

Met Yilin and the boys after that for a bit of shopping!!!! Afterwhich I met Pika to go Geylang with his parents. We had hokkien food (it was my 1st time!). Hokkien noodles... not my thing, but the fish maw soup was ~HEAVENLY~. The deep fried prawn balls were yummmm too. Yes folks, I ate PRAWNS. I have not touched them in 19 years of my life and now I'm a prawn-eater. I used to pee in my pants when my parents tried to force-feed me with prawns (literally, but that occurred when I was 6 or 7). HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. Okay shhh, too much information. Went back home and watched a man eat worms on the telly.

[4] Tuesday

Jovina and I had dimsum with my grandma and did a bit of shopping. I vow never to let a China woman thread my eyebrows again. Seriously. Stumbled across a really cheap wig for Alex and BOUGHT IT.

Pika scared the shit out of me today hahahaha.

Pika : What did you do today??
Me : I had dimsum with mama blahblahblah.
Pika : OK, what time you going to study?
Me : HUH, WHAT STUDY!!! I don't have anymore papers already what!!
Pika : No what, you still have one more paper.
Me : NO!!! WHAT PAPER IS IT?!?!?! (panic)
Pika : Nyeh, you don't remember you failed your alevels?
Me : SHIT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too lazy to upload anymore pictures. This is just to remind myself of what I did for the past few days... my memory's failing me. :( Prom tmr! So bye friends, brbzzz. :)

... I cannot fail to reiterate how much I hate presumptuous bastards who add me on msn, asking for sex tips, asking for sex, asking for blowjobs, asking for handjobs. Fuck you, because you have no sense of shame. It's happened with random strangers who get my email from heck-knows-where and this time, it happened with someone I know. Like, literally, from PJ. The fuck???



You fucker, if you're asking such questions, it obviously means you have a small penis. Nothing to worry about, baby. Penis enlargement methods are waaaay too rampant these days. And yes, I'm posting this up in hopes that the girl/dude you're getting laid with will see and know how pathetic you are. What a complete douche ; for a former Cue Sports president, you're honestly so damn pathetic.